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Equal Demotivational Poster


COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.


TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Shadows81

Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm
5L for the truth factor


MATHEMATICS -




BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -




WOMEN - Have been fighting for equal rights for centuries ...


TAGS: women equal rights fighting centuries
Rating: 4.09/5

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Valymar - April 18, 2012, 2:55 am
YES! :D
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:08 pm
by far the funniest demotivational poster yet! LOLOLOL 100L


Boyz N The Hood -


TAGS: racism justice liberty law equality
Rating: 4.14/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:00 am
Trayvon Martin broke contact went home ditched his drugs came back jumped out from behind a bush and hit the "creepy a$$ed cracker" from behind and was beating the man's head against the pavement when shot. 0nly a moron could call Martin's death "murder".
birddseedd - July 31, 2014, 3:25 pm
problem with this is, zimmerman did not shoot when he saw the hood, she shot when he was being beat to death


MISUNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: nagging problem women bird plus alka seltzer equals boom
Rating: 4.92/5

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Airman - November 5, 2010, 1:25 pm
been there. best to lay low


RIGHTS -




IGNOR-ANUS: (NOUN): -


TAGS: ignorant plus a hole equals ignoranus
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by sickartist

DillyRat - February 12, 2010, 6:15 pm
Hey... I was married to one of those
R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 5:22 pm
I know many of these follows! 5 for you!


Hmmmmm -


TAGS: more bacon equals happy content
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Reality Lord - September 30, 2014, 8:59 pm

(chuckles quietly)
EmilioDumphque - September 30, 2014, 1:22 am
That's even logical: You can't have commercial meat from pigs without strong government regulation everyone obeys out of self interest. Trichinosis is unforgiving.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:20 pm
True that


FROZEN ASSETS -


TAGS: women equality relationship football help moving
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
That is an excellent poster with a terrific caption. A curse on those who bombed you.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 12:03 pm
Another targeted bombing! Bring it on, little girls! Ratings mean nothing to me. Just the comments below from the people I respect.
kay9kabang - August 11, 2010, 4:47 am
Roflmao!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
ROR! 5L
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Ah, I thought it was how aggy was getting north.
culos - August 10, 2010, 7:03 am
Herbie?
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 6:58 am
Who do you think is steering the car?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:27 pm

slugbug, I called it
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:55 pm
send your responses to, "How's that going for ya" at "WeDon'tCareWereGettingLaidReguarilyNow.com 5L


THE TOILET - The One Place Everyone Is Equal




HOMOPHOBIA - With All the Evil in the World Our Main Priority Must be Stopping Non Bible-Approved Love


TAGS: gay homophobia equality
Rating: 2.88/5

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Lena - August 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
God loves everyone. Straights don't own God.


Equality -


TAGS: pzy equality respect colour vegan
Rating: 5/5

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MrStupidGir - June 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
someone must save the vegetables
falloutghoul - June 22, 2013, 8:07 am
Other than a facepalm, not much.
MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:32 am
5Lahaha Is there anything that goes well with a vegan?
lgvernon - June 21, 2013, 11:50 pm

5 huge laughs!~


LOOKS ARE DECEPTIVE... -




Other People's Children -




The Best Color In The Whole World -


TAGS: color equality harmony attitude life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 3, 2014, 10:58 pm
Thank you :)
ughomer - September 3, 2014, 3:12 pm
Superb - 5 lions.


GAY MARRIAGES -


TAGS: freedom equality misery lolz
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 3:55 pm
All for it. I want to see what the divorce rate will be.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Y'all know I'm the religious one. Do away with government run marriages, call them all civil unions. Leave 'Marriages' to churches. Agreed, homosexuals have just as much right to suffer as the rest of us.
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 9:10 pm
My favorite joke from Chris Rock
tellitlikeitis - September 12, 2010, 12:26 pm
Funny one.
agdaniele - September 12, 2010, 11:45 am
They want to keep those 70% separation and 50% divorce rates to themselves, eh? It's like a group of people telling you that you can't have vegemite.


Woman -


TAGS: woman man equality liberation tradition
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - January 22, 2016, 10:21 am
Thanks. I'll have to find just the right picture to describe me. Do you have any suggestions?
GaryO - January 22, 2016, 12:21 am
Now, I'm going to attempt to write suck, then swallow, then butter
GaryO - January 22, 2016, 12:20 am
THis...is good. Push, git an avatar. Sit. Stay.
Pushkin - January 21, 2016, 9:38 pm
I can't duck. I'm a man of courage. And as I said in my first comment. I'm not really smart enough to duck. But thanks for your concern. It will be remembered at my funeral.
Pushkin - January 21, 2016, 9:36 pm
Thank you very much. I do have courage. No brains but lots of courage.
Zeul - January 21, 2016, 6:53 pm
Last word was supposed to be Duck
Zeul - January 21, 2016, 6:52 pm
Duck Dude ... Seriously ... Suck
Bandit5906 - January 21, 2016, 1:26 pm
Pushkin: man of courage!


SUCCESS -


TAGS: success equals ignorance plus confindence pzy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:14 am

5blue steels dude...magnum just ins't enough
CoolioIndeed - October 10, 2010, 11:33 pm
It must be that Damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 10:20 pm
thanks man.
CoolioIndeed - October 10, 2010, 10:00 pm
This is full of win. 5 Blue Steel's.


BABY CARS - They need love too.


TAGS: gender equality
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - March 17, 2013, 9:07 pm
Excellent


ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL - Oh yeah? Try telling them that.


TAGS: poor shanty refuse equal
Rating: 4.33/5

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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:59 am
I'll bear that in mind for the sequel.
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 9:51 am
A photo of racial and or homophobic bigots would have also worked


ANSWERS - He should have written "porn"


TAGS: porn equals happiness amirite
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 9:03 am
yeah that doesn't make any sense...
Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:17 pm
You want to be porn when you grow up?


EQUAL OPPORTUNITY -




PUNK -




HUMANITY -


TAGS: equality excess arrogance stupidity earth
Rating: 5/5

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GeorgiZhukov - October 11, 2010, 12:09 pm
There were times when I wish that I had command of the Russian Navy, I think that all of those warships can stop them.


ANONYMITY -


TAGS: ladies of motifake not all ladies are created equal
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Bovee - January 20, 2010, 12:34 pm
I missed this one. 5L's
Grim [email protected] - January 20, 2010, 12:30 pm
Attention Attention 5L That is all.
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 12:01 pm
thanks Mr Bone
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:38 am
How did I miss this...Excellent GS, just excellent. 5 drooping Poodles for you!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:22 am
HAHA!!LOL!
rerun - January 10, 2010, 6:28 pm

proof Grey, proof. I bet red isn't even your color.
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 6:27 pm
OK, you caught me, mine are the ones on the left
rerun - January 10, 2010, 6:25 pm

I think the issue is becoming more apparent every day.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:24 pm
TTH first called shenanigans... I'll now second it!
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 6:01 pm
Boom!


WE ARE ALL EQUAL -




ALL MOTIFAKERS ARE CREATED EQUAL -


TAGS: motifakers equal
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

BoneCD - July 4, 2010, 6:43 am
I've always told my relatives no, no I won't put you in a Motifake...somehow they figured a way to circumvent me.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:23 pm
5L - this is one for the ages.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:26 pm

very very very very nice....no, my very button ain't broke
forseti - July 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
even it needs more European influence - for example by German lawyers *cough* - that's a good start... :P 5 jeally beans ;)
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:16 pm
Sorry chomp i didnt wanna give your location away.
Chompers - July 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
I'm from missouri
Haarakkon - July 2, 2010, 5:52 pm
Tweren't I, but it IS part of the ride.
Cubbybear - July 2, 2010, 5:23 pm
Who the hell would bomb such a great poster? Grow up people


WOMEN’S EQUALITY -


TAGS: women equality
Rating: 3.28/5

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Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:12 pm
Vive la différence!
Sean - July 20, 2009, 2:43 am
So dykes don't think they are sexy? That's somehow kinda sad. If you can't delude others, you should at least be able to delude yourself.


EQUALITY -




Death Note -




A Fallujah On The Mississippi -




Egalitarianism -




Beards -


TAGS: equality women beards
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - January 29, 2014, 7:33 am

you forgot about peeing while standing up :)


DESTINY -


TAGS: equal opportunity destiny luck humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 29, 2014, 10:53 pm

That's me~~twisted~~
GaryO - April 29, 2014, 10:47 pm
love the twisty humor


WINSTON CHURCHILL DAY - "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."


TAGS: winston churchill quote pigs equals
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:28 am
I think it was equals...unless you're on the pigs level, how can it look you straight in the eye...teehee. Thanks for the comment Cannabal.
Cannabal - April 26, 2013, 12:02 am
Well, I think he said, "Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. But a pig will look straight in the eye."


QUESTIONABLE AMBITION -


TAGS: women men ambition equality humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 11, 2014, 12:16 pm

Actually, I kind'a like Vermin. I thought you were busy being charming. Nah, not a chance.
GaryO - October 11, 2014, 10:29 am
Other note to self; stevie is a poopoo head.
steve1961 - October 11, 2014, 8:09 am
Note to self: Only come onto Motifake on Friday nights from now on...
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 10:39 pm
Note to self; Friday night...no posting
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 10:32 pm
VERNON! I MEANT VENOM!!
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 10:31 pm
Well, Vermin, ya found me out....take me.
lgvernon - October 10, 2014, 12:01 pm

(He LUZ me! I knew it!)
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 8:25 am
Gawd, and I thought I missed this. However, it is good to see you up and clumping around.
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:34 am

Men who seek to be equal with wimmen...hmmm...less pay for the same job...personalized glass ceiling. GO FOR IT, BUDDY!
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:32 am

Thank you, sir~
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:32 am

In order to be repugnant, you have to be pugnant to begin with. Yeah...fits.
GaryO - October 9, 2014, 9:22 am
Geeezuz, Vernon, didn’t realize you were such a blatant fenemist...phlegmenist....suffragette. I mean, are us guys really that repugnant to a refined woman’s sensibilities? Nice tyts, by the way.
GaryO - October 9, 2014, 9:20 am
....and men who seek to be equal with wimin lack eggs in the basket.
Reality Lord - October 9, 2014, 6:52 am

love it!


Inequality -


TAGS: inequality history fossil
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by kirill

kirill - January 31, 2014, 5:19 am
Thank you
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:41 am
Brilliant


RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?


TAGS: opportunity equality sexes females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P


Perspective -




FAME -


TAGS: moar spinning equals faster time
Rating: 4.4/5

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Anything - June 8, 2010, 11:16 pm
Oh, damn it... Elementary grammar mistake right there.
Cubbybear - June 8, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ain't that the truth 5 bitter lions


GENDER EQUALITY -




MOTIFAKE.COM - If you've got the time We'll leave the light on for you




MAJESTY -


TAGS: 99 red balloons equals nuclear armageddon
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:31 am
That is awesome. I'm glad somebody else appreciates the taggery arts.
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:33 pm
aahhhh.. got it
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:29 pm
In the tag line, Pirate, not the text body!
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sorry dude, it's the Fifth Dimension.. not Nena.. which is actually better
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:15 pm
Working 99 luftballons from Nena in the tagline gets at least 5 bonus L. That's an 11 L poster.


EQUALITY -


TAGS: equality
Rating: 3.11/5

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lesterinside - February 5, 2010, 3:38 am
How true how true


EQUALITY -




CONTENTMENT -


TAGS: homeless man stick cup equals appeased treat every little thing in life like a bonus prize
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 8:32 pm
Excellent. 5L
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Bart, very nice.


NOT ALL CHEFS ARE CREATED EQUAL - Juan-Carlos Cruz Food network chef and author arrested for trying to get homeless guys to kill for him when he had a kitchen full of social outcasts with KNIVES!




ANNAPOLIS - "A certain kind of pirate, yeah, we've been called that."




EQUALITY -




Equal Rights -


TAGS: women equal rights everywhere men
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - January 29, 2015, 8:36 am
You didn't see me not washing my hands, did you Missy?
Cannabal - January 28, 2015, 8:47 pm
....How'd you manage that?
MissPriss - January 28, 2015, 12:36 am
Takes a little talent and practice but yes a woman can sit and use a urinal. Been there, done that, wet my tshirt just a little bit.
MissPriss - January 28, 2015, 12:33 am
She was...at 1 time. Teehee
MissPriss - January 28, 2015, 12:30 am
I know right? Why wouldn't she use the one in the corner?
MissPriss - January 28, 2015, 12:29 am
I've never had a problem using the guys room at the bar. Rather get a few looks (those I have no problem with either!!) than stand and piss myself in the gals line up. To this day, no guys has ever had me kicked out of their washroom.
mizzdizz - January 28, 2015, 12:02 am
MEN!!!! so ignorant! Its a beer night and the line to the ladies room is out the door and continuing down the hall, DUH!! This is called a beer EMERGENCY!!!! Chicks can't go 'water a tire' LOL!
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2015, 9:28 pm
Penis envy! Penis envy! Nener nener nener!
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2015, 5:21 pm
She must not be wearing underwear!
GaryO - January 27, 2015, 2:20 pm
well that's.....interesting


INEQUALITY -




Affection -


TAGS: creamy or crunchy both work equallyk well
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 6:30 pm

cute. motivational. think about dropping this over to moti-twist as well. i'm sure the admin there would love it.


Workplace Equality -


TAGS: work place career equality women vs men stereotype
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 12, 2016, 8:07 pm
Hey, well all have our moments... Good or bad.
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:50 pm
You can as long as you're having your period too.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:42 pm
Just so long as I too get to be a b**** in the office, we're fine.
MissPriss - January 26, 2016, 6:15 pm
Tomatoe...tomato...as long as I get my damn sammich!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:15 am
Are you sure that its not beauty persuades and power seduces? chuckle, chuckle


DIE ANOTHER DAY -


TAGS: we are all equal in the presence of death publilius syrus 100 bc
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - July 29, 2012, 3:31 am
Yes appease could also be it... Let me say I didn't perfect the lines, it just came out.
steve1961 - July 22, 2012, 3:06 pm
I thought you were trying to say appease.
motifayk - July 22, 2012, 12:06 pm
Ah! yes, it should have been 'pacify'. But I justified myself with the phrase 'peace out'; forgot that it was slang.
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 11:30 am
"... death could peace ..." Sounds like you're using "peace" as a verb, which is, I believe, a fail.
motifayk - July 22, 2012, 11:25 am
Ah! my picture selection is a cause of woe for me too. Good to know you appreciate the concept. Could you enlighten me on where the English failed? I know it "scans oddly" :). Really want to know where I made the error.
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:33 am
So-so picture, great concept, English fail. Call it 4L


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